Dare I post about the PTA Mom? Well she is now known as the PTG Mom aka Parent Teacher Group Mom.
I will refer to her as the PTA Mom for the sake of this blog entry. The term PTG is relatively new and is not as well known as the term PTA Mom at this point. When I picture the typical PTA Mom I have a very clear vision of what she looks like. There are three types of PTA Moms.
The PTA Mom that sports the Mom jeans and is at every school event whether her children want her around or not. This mother can be seen working hard at all PTA events and brown nosing every staff member she can.
The Mom jean for those who don't know what a Mom jean look's like.
The Mom jean can easily cause a camel toe on your lady parts.
If you don't know what a camel toe is here is an example with Ms. Spears.
It look's like a camels toe on your um.... vagina.
Next up is the Mom that wants to prove that she is still young and hot. This Mom can be seen in very small clothing being extra friendly to the Dad's of the children in your childs school. If she has a daughter she may dress her mini me in equally innapropriate clothing paving the way to a lucrative future pole dancing career for her tiny clone.
Or if you don't want to dress your daughter to match your whorish fashion you can alway's dress her to match an actual whore character like Wendy Dickey did with her little girl.
The 3rd type of PTA MOM.
The average Mom
I use myself as an example because I don't fit into either of the first two catagories.
I have met many PTA Moms like me that end up quitting the PTA because they can't seem to be accepted by Mom 1 and don't fit in or want to hang out with Mom 2. This Mom can be seen smiling and nodding while listening to the rant of either Mom 1 or Mom 2. When this Mom is really thinking......
Next school year my 3 older children will be starting grades 1, 3 and 6. I think I will yet again join the PTA. Yeah that's right I am not going to give up hope that there will be a fantastic group of women that just want to help their children's school. I will not let those life sucking leeches run me off. I think it's time to make the PTA more enjoyable so that more people want to join up and help out. So I ask you Mom's that have some time to join the PTA because the schools really do need help. When the school year starts I will get back to this blog and post the journey I take as a member of the PTA or umm... PTG.
Ha ha ha sorry. I couldn't help it :)
Wish me luck!